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Ok over at Dailybooth I said I'd post why I hate GNOMES! Kind of a dumb story, but I think ti was real. Unless you have proof it wasn't then FUCK UP :D
Ok, I was about 10-12, and I was out, around 8pm jumping on my trampoline. I was like bounce bounce, and then, in the corner of my eye, I saw something. I looked behind my shed, and I swear to ALLAH/GOD/BUDDHA/XENU/JESUS that I saw something that resembled a gnome (hat and all) behind my shed, like looking at me. Now it wasn't like a small Gnome, it would've been about a metre or so tall. Well the second I saw it, I LEAPED off my trampoline, onto my back tiles, swang open the door, locked it, and RAN to my room, all in under a second (I reckon).
The only person to believe this was my sister (once when telling her, we both got so freaked out we forgot to take our house keys and were locked out for a day, until we broke in and got them. Mum was on holidays). She actually asked me "Why didn't you scream"
My basis for not screaming is simple. If it was real (which it GODDAMN WAS) then screaming may have alerted it, and it would've known I was watching it, by seeing, jumping, locking (my system to get away) allowed me to get away. No I never went back outside that night. I didn't even tell anyone. So for all I know, he could've ran after me when I jumped. Now, this was in my mind, but over time, I forgot thought about it less and less (even tho when I do think of it, I can remember vividly enough to shit myself) now what put it back in my head was an article on www.snopes.com to find it go to 'Fauxtography' then in one of those links, it is 'Gnome in Alabama' or something. They proved it wrong, but used no actual evidence besides something about the kid just HAPPENING to be taping at the time. Now if you're anything like me, I usually whip out my camera at any time, and just tape. Sometimes for a few seconds, sometimes for 20 minutes. Now, if I was in the situation, with a few friends hanging out late at night, I would whip my camera out, hoping to tape something funny for Youtube, or just for some home movies stuff. If I heard something I would whip the camera around. I think it's the one thing Snopes has gotten wrong. Bad snopes.
Ok, I've scared myself enough. A new video (which has been processing for 2 hours) is up (I hope) at www.youtube.com/christopherdlane so check it out, and sub the channel.
Seeya.
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