Friday, January 1, 2010

Fairy Tales for a new generation; Everyone dies.

Episode 1: Snow White and the 7 dwarfs

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess. Her stepmother did not like her, because she was beautiful, so she shot her in the face, and was then the most beautiful women in the land. Then she slipped on ice and died. Also, and atom bomb went off and killed everyone else.

Episode 2: Sleeping Beauty

Once there was a beautiful women, and...shit, I forget what it's about. So like, she was there, and then she got mugged and then an atom bomb killed everyone.

Episode 3: Aladdin

Once there was a young robber boy, and he was awesome at robbing. Then a princess fell in love with him, but he was a robber so he was caught and hung. Then the princess killed herself. Everyone was all ok, until an atom bomb came and kill everyone

Episode 4: Cinderella

Once, there was another beautiful girl. Her dad was married to someone else again, and she had a stepmother. I think her dad died? I don't know, but she was living with her Step mum. I so wouldn't. I'd just leave, but she was broke, and to holy do be a whore. So she had to clean. She didn't like cleaning so she killed her whole family. Then, she hung herself. A few months later an atom bomb killed everyone else

Episode 5: Mulan

There once was a girl, and she joined the army because she didn't want her dad to go. So then in war they all got killed. Then an atom bomb blew everyone else up.

The end.

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